Refrain:
I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
- yes I am
I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
- yes I am

Firsr kiss, first party.
Her name was Claudia.
She tasted like my mom.
But it was something new.

She new every Bay City Roller's song.
And her T-shirt was so tight.
She came closer, closer to me.
And I shouted out-I screamed.

Refrain:
I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
- yes I am
I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
- yes I am

She switched on the erotic red light.
And the gave me with a twinkle in her eyes
the last delicious sip of the Advocaat.
It was so exciting-so exciting.

She came closer, closer to me.
And I shouted out-I screamed.

Refrain:
I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
- yes I am
I'm a sexyminisuperflowerpopopcolafan
- yes I am