I'm a real dum-dum, I'm a real son of a gun,
I was born to walk, but I wanted to walk,
I'm a real dum-dum, I even left my mom,
Cause I get on my knees, and I do what I please.

Dum-dum,
Dum-dum,
Dum-dum,
Dum,
Dum-dum,
Dum-dum,

I'm a real dum-dum, but I don't mind,
I got a dum-dum girl, we're two of a kind,
I'm a real dum-dum, I'm gonna find the sun,
I'm gonna do what I want, everyday that I please.

I'm a real dum-dum, just look at the fun,
I'm gonna get my pics already, satan, satan,
I'm a real dum-dum, hey, I don't care,
If you wanted to know, I'm a don't carebear.