Wooden Jesus
Where are you from
Korea or Canada
Or maybe Taiwan
I didn't know it was the Holy Land
But I believed from the minute
The check left my hand
And I pray
Can I be saved
I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus
I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in

Porcelain Mary
Her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat hanger halos don't come cheap
From television shepherds
With living room sheep
And I pray
Can I be saved
I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus
I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
Cut you in

Wooden Jesus
Where are you from
Korea or Canada
Or maybe Taiwan
I didn't know it was the Holy Land
But I believed from the minute
The check left my hand

Can I be saved
I spent all my money
On a future grave
Wooden Jesus
I'll cut you in
On twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in
I'll cut you in