This three piece suit, is wearing me thin
I got an office, but its much to small
to let you in
I know the difference
cause I am different from them
And it's Monday Afternoon

Last Friday night I nearly touched the sky
My mind was lucid and my words were
coming right on time
I had control of the bar for the night
And it's Monday Afternoon

Barstool Venus she’s wrapped up tight
One night with her it would be alright
My eyes are blurry
She fades from sight

(Solo)

I percolate anticipating the fall
The sun is shining so I
shut the blinds & keep it out
They keep me safe
far away from the crowds

And it's Monday Afternoon
And it's Monday Afternoon
And it's Monday Afternoon