Show me your sexy trash
But don’t go making moves
That agitate my rash

I’m an American man
And I know where I stand
I stand with you
And your sexy trash

Columbian war lords
Are rushing to replace
All the products that they've moved
To the United States
With tradaxxian crystals from outerspace
And the filthy residue
Of your sexy trash
Your sexy trash

Geo political ramifications
Of lovers when they lie

Because of vegetarians
Animals no longer die

We can live as one inside the slaughterhouse
Of your sexy trash

I’m an American Man tonight