Got a 3 speed and banana seat
sitting back on the sissy bar
went to sev and got a drink
wish i was driving in daddy's car

And I looked up the sky last night
and I thought I saw a bomb
and why won't you just tell me
what's going on

riding down on springfield road
meeting alfred out in the woods
dogs bark and mosqutos bite
scratching the itch that makes it
feel good

and I looked into the mirror last night
all I saw was a pretty blonde
and why won't you just tell me
what's going on

Life is funny but not ha ha funny
Peculiar I guess
you think I got it all going my way
then why am I such a fucking mess?

want a pony and a birthday cake
want a arty with a scarry clown

And I looked up the sky last night
and I thought I saw a bomb
and why won't you just tell me
what's going on

kneel down and bow for the queen of the town