Alcohol, my permanent accessory
Alcohol, a party time necessity
Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
O Alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol

Forget the Caffe Latte, screw the raspberry iced tea,
A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
Alcohol your songs resolve like my life never will
When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
O Alcohol, would you please forgive?
For while I cannot love myself,
I?ll use something else

I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do
I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze
But now I know that there?s a time and there?s a place where I can choose
To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse

I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
Would please ignore that you found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole
O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
For while I cannot love myself,
I?ll use something else
Would you please forgive me?
Would you please forgive me?