Scum Crew at the Jenkimville Beach Getting way too drunk Scoping chicks for their little soiree Ending in the trunk
Dark figure appears Out from his shed Cloaked in barnacles and Kelp as dreads Armed to the teeth With harpoons and net Cauldron boiling for his Daily Catch He once was a boy Of just Twelve years old Fell victim to a Malicious Prank Since then he's been A saviour of sorts Killing and eating punks and hippies and
Now the scum crew shall, Meet their demise One by one they drop like flies A feeble attempt, A counter attack Lyle Black tries to kick his sack Intercepted, By our hero One fell swoops sends him down below Farley towers, Blots the sky Six harpoons should sub due this guy
Sea Shanty! Vigilante! He is our hero, The dude that keeps this place clean Sea Shanty! Vilgilante! He is the one, Preventor of acts obscene These Panty! Waists Can'ty Make him succumb, for they've had far too much rum These Dandies! Getting Sandy! Only two remain, Let us see how they are slain
Loko-Coko-Pounds one more tall can Stomping, Moshing, The fuck out of our man Trying-To claim-Victory if he can Like a-Super-Human pro wrestler Our-hero-Busts a sweet stranglehold Pile-Drives him-Straight into the sand
Colonel Trevor gets spitty A tactic that works shittily The Vigilante harpoons his eyes Nets his catch and boils his prizeTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
