Becky: (Spoken) Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
Jenna: Wh-? I don't wanna know.
Becky: (Sung) COME ON HONEY, YOU'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH
Becky, Dawn: GET TO IT AND DO IT!
Jenna: (Spoken) Wh- okay, girls! Enough!
Becky, Dawn: (Sung) YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN
Dawn: I HOPE YOU DRANK ENOUGH THIS MORNING
Becky: COME ON, SWEETIE, IT'S BETTER TO KNOW
WE'LL BE RIGHT HERE WITH YOU, SO . . .
Dawn: IT'S NO OR IT'S YES
BUT EITHER WAY YOU GOTTA TAKE THE TEST
Becky: A SQUAT AND A SQUEEZE
A PRAYER AND A PLEASE
IT'S NOTHING
Dawn: A STICK AND A LINE
Jenna: JUST ONE OF 'EM, IF I'M LUCKY
Becky, Dawn: A POT AND A PISS
HERE WE GO, SIS
AND WE'LL KEEP OUR FOCUS ON
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: THE NEGATIVE!
Becky: (Spoken) Read the instructions.
Dawn: (Read in spanish)
Becky: English!
Dawn: Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
Becky: Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.
Jenna: (Sung) HOW'S I EVER GET MYSELF IN THIS MESS?
ONE DRUNK NIGHT IN THAT STUPID RED DRESS
Dawn: (Spoken) Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.
Becky: Stay with us, Dawn!
Dawn: (Sung) MAYBE HIS MACHINERY IS BROKEN SOMEHOW?
WHAT IF HIS BOYS DON'T SWIM?! I MEAN, WOW! (Spoken) Miraculous luck!
Becky: Yeah, miraculous! (Sung) TO GET AWAY WITH AN UNPROTECTED F-
Jenna: FUNNY HOW ONE NIGHT CAN RUIN YOUR WHOLE LIFE
Becky, Dawn: DON'T GO THERE YET, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TEST SAYS
Jenna: I'M ALREADY PANICKED!
Becky: (Spoken) Just calm down, Godammit!
Dawn: (Sung) MAYBE IT'LL ALL BE FINE
Becky, Dawn: MAYBE THERE'LL BE JUST ONE LINE
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: COME ON, NEGATIVE!
Dawn: (Spoken) I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?
Jenna: Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband.
Becky: Honey, we've all made that mistake.
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: (Sung) FOCUS ON THE NEGATIVE!
Becky: THIS WILL ALL BE ALRIGHT
Dawn: IT WAS ONLY ONE NIGHT
Jenna: SOMEONE SEND ME A SIGN
Becky, Dawn: ONE LINE
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: ONE LINE
Becky, Dawn: THAT MEANS THE TEST IS READY
THIS IS IT . . .
Jenna: . . . . shit.
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