Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa we believe
She'd been drinking too much egg nog And we warned her not to go But she forgot her medication And she wandered out the door into the snow
When we found her Christmas morning At the scene of the attack There were hoofprints on her forehead And incriminating claw marks on her back
Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa we believe
It's not Christmas without grandma All the family's dressed in black And we just cant help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back !
Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa we believe
Now were all so proud of grandpa He's been taking this so well See him in there watching football Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin mel
Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa we believe
Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And the blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair in grandmas wig
Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa we believe
I've warned all my friends and neighbors Better watch out for your selfs they should never give a license To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elfs !
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