Oh the year was nineteen seventy-eight, (How I wish I'd never tried it now,) When a score of men were turned quite green By the scummiest ale you've ever seen
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth it's weight in gold We'd feel no pain, she'd no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
Now Garnett Rogers cried the town (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) For 20 brave men all masochists who Would taste for him his homemade brew.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth it's weight in gold We'd feel no pain, she'd no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
This motley crew were a sickening sight (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) There was caveman Dave with his eyes in bags He'd a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth it's weight in gold We'd feel no pain, she'd no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
We hadn't been there but an hour or two (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) When a voice said "Give me some homemade brew" As steeleyed Stan hove into view.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth it's weight in gold We'd feel no pain, she'd no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
Now steeleyed Stand was a frightening man (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) He was eight foot tall and four foot wide Said "pass that jug or I'll tan your hide.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth it's weight in gold We'd feel no pain, she'd no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
Stan took one sip and pitched on his side (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) Garnett was smashed with a cupful of drugs And his breath set fire to both me legs.
God damn them all, I was told this beer was worth it's weight in gold We'd feel no pain, she'd no tears, But it's a foolish man who shows no fear At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.
Now here I am with my 23rd beer (how I wish I'd never tried it now,) It's six long years since I felt this way On the night before my wedding day. Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa. |
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