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Anything he can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than him
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man


To get around town
I can ace this race
I roll down the street
With shopping carts as skates

I always take first dates
To da club with my mom

I run through airports
Screaming about my lip balm

You think that's dumb?
That ain't s**t, son!

I mispaced my hammer
So i used nail gun

Blow dry my hair
While I take nap in the bath

I stuck my tongue to a frozen pole
And it hecka sucked ass


Anything you can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than you
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man


Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb!

Forgot to put lemons
In my lemon meringue pie
(Dumb!)
Hold my breath through a tunnel
And almost died
(Dumb!)
Siphoned gas out of a septic tank
(Dumb!)
Tagged myself on a selfie
When I tried to rob a bank
(Dumb!)
Lit fireworks in my room
To hear them go pop
(Dumb!)
Built a fully functional humanoid robot (Hahah)
Dude that's not dumb at all. That's actually kind of brilliant
Oh... Peed into a beer bottle and gave it to a cop (Hahah)


Anything you can do, I can do dumber
I can do anything dumber than you
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
No, you can't
Yeah, I can
Quit talking crap and prove you're dumb, man


I can eat my phone
To take a pic of my heart

I can scrach my own back
'Cause I cut off my arm

Gave a scary biker a free prostate exam

To impress a hitchhiker
I lit my fart inside a van
(What?!)

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