K/Key of Awesome/We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (Taylor Swift Parody)
I got dumped by Jake Gyllenhaal last year So I bought this hipster voodoo doll with a beard I’m stabbing him right in his Gyllenballs Still he won’t return my calls Why? I’m calling just to say that I’ve moved on With my life This’ll be the last time that I call Tonight Do you mind If I sleep on your lawn I say I love you . We hates him. the precious, Smeagol Ooooooooh One side of me gets the hint but PHPHHHHTPHHHPHHHT This side is ogidy ogidy ogidy We were never ever ever actually together Sweetie remember member member smoking crack together We ate chalk and did bath salts and had sex with a tree Um We have never ever done any of that together Like, we sort of did. My stuffed animals totally remember it. Yeah, I remember that. Me too. I swallowed a whole bottle of these pills Flintstones These voices in my head feel like a drill Gollum He’s telling me that we have to kill your mom, but I can’t seem to trigger this bomb. Darn MMMMMMMMM I can’t hear you through the gag Ohhhhhh looks like, I just needed new batteries She can never ever ever be put back together Now he will never ever ever give me back my sweater I’ve moved on and soon I’m gonna be a Kennedy Yippee! Their family curse gets worse and worse with every century They got shot, his plane got lost and this ones dating me. If he ever dumped me ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER He will be dismembered My preciousTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
