Is this a good fake laugh? Yo It's Uggie Uggs I got voice and speech problems Parody of Problem
My name is Ariane Grande I'm an anime carto-o-o-oon I don't know what to do with my hands Because I can't dance That's why I brought these dudes
Here's my horny sadface It's hella creepy Because I look like I'm eleven And in a pageant With Honey Boo-Boo
This is my warm-up that shows off my high notes Chorus is coming build to a crescendo
Got one small secret to tell you I got laryngitis and can't do That epic chorus I promised you
You just killed a perfect pop song
I was out late partyin' til two So sorry to disappoint you I could stay and whisper it for you
Well I guess that's better than nothin'
That's 50 dollars for my t-shirt Get outta here Macklemore Sorry, though I heard my hook
This is the song of the summer And that's a bummer 'Cause it kinda blows But all you kids are gonna buy it Because you liked all My shitty shows
Ponytail is too tight It pulls back my eyes It's makin' me look kinda crazy And kinda Asian But it's my one hairdo
Everyone's saying I'm the next Mariah But I'm not an old mess And I can sing higher
I'll touch my face 'cause it looks cool I'm not really sure what else to do But I want to stay and support you
Just go home you sound like Gollum
Okey I actually feel sick And again so sorry about this Just give my rap to the white chick
Well that's one less one less paycheck
Wait I'm not getting paid for this? Hold on
Excuse me sir
Big booty Betty bustin' out some bubbalicious bling I ain't got the slightest clue What the hell I'm saying My voice is a cross between a baby & Biggie & Bane For the hundredth time No I'm not actually Marlon Wayans My first name is Iggy my last name's Azalea Nah I ain't from the hood I'm actually Australian I'm huffin' and puffin' and bluffin' Just fillin' up the space This is the vocal equivalent of blackface They say I'm ridic, a chick version of Pitbull I would say that's accurate So you can call me Titbull How much would a woodchuck if it could chuck wood I got 99 verses but they ain't that good Like that
You got white girl rhymin' problems Yeah I know that, however I got street cred 'cause of my bum
I'm going to end with a pitch humans can't hear It will make blood come right out of your dog's ears
I can do the whispering for you The Dark Knight has come to the rescue You won't ever have to say thank you Shouldn't you be back in Gotham?
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