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Lady Gaga (Gaga) and
Lord Gaga (Gaga)
Lady Gaga (Gaga) and
Lord Gaga (Gaga)

Lady:
It's the future and
everything is weird.
Check out this guy
he's got a metal beard.

I give good headache.
I'll make you scream.
Is this reality or just a
fever dream.

I like to jerk and twitch
this is how I dance.
It's cold in here may I
please put on some pants?

NOOO!

Lord:
Chic, freak, sista fierce, work
those bitchy gams
Those were just some words
that only gay men understand.

Lord and Lady:
Bla bla bla hoo hoo he
Everybody look at me.

Random stuff
random stuff
Tell me have you
had enough?

Chorus:
If I love you and you love me
then baby how can we go wrong?
This chorus doesn't have
anything to do with the rest of
the song.

Lord:
Completely unrelated

Lady:
I'm Lady Gaga
Lord:
and I'm Lord Gaga

Lord and Lady:
Sometimes we like to sing like we are
underwater.

Lord:
You think you're weird girl, but I'm weirder
than you.
Let me tell of the weird things that I like to
do

Yesterday I went to church and
made out with a nun
Then I went up to the roof and
stand into the sun.

Lady:
That's just pretty weird but I think I got you
beat
I like to wear a
bathing suits made out of raw meat

Lord:
I put on a tuxedo before
I go to bed
I send out birthday cards
to people who are dead

Lady:
I like to eat brillow pads that's
how I got this voice.

Lord:
Sometimes I like to cut myself
but it's a fashion choice.

Lord and Lady:
If I love you and you love me
then baby how can we
go wrong?
Were totally making this
shit up, as we go along.

Lord:
I might have
overdone it

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