K/Key of Awesome/Justin Bieber - As Long As You Love Me Parody
That guy sure was grumpy But no one can touch me As long as I'm swaggy Whatever that means Your daddy told me That he'd murder me But l'm sure he was bluffing That fool don't know me I do pilates and karate's, and he's fat and disgusting I'm hot shit, l'm way cool l'm the toughest dude in my homeschool And also l have 10 bodyguards
No one can touch me l'm freakin' Bruce Lee l punched a Nazi Right in the throat Your daddy is whiney His wiener is tiny Is he right behind me? That was just a joke
Could you please leeeeeeeeeeeeet go of my nuts Someone call 999999999999911 this sucks Wait, how many 9's was that?
It's just a flesh wound He's driving on my head, but l'm just playin' Possum There goes my front tooth When he stops kicking me l've got him right where l want him Come back here, we ain't done That just my arm, l've got another one This shit just got real
He folded my legs back Ripped of my nutsack Stuck me with thumbtacks He must be mad He pushed me off the roof Beat me with phonebooks How does my face look? It's not that bad
No not the jajajajajajajajajajajajajack hammer Owwwie
l don't know if you noticed but, your ass looks pretty torn up That old man from "Kill Bill" needs to take a chill pill l don't know what happend son but you said you knew karate But Mr. Blond just came along in the middle of the song And he chopped off your whole body
That ain't rappin'. This is rappin' Do the Booty Jam, Do the Booty Jam Everyone's a fan of the Booty Jam You're telling me you never heard this?
Calling Belibers It's Justin Bieber Put me in the freezer To preserve my head We'll resurrect him We can perfect him We'll reanimate him Back from the Dead
Now you must riiiiiiiiiiiiise Shawty Join the dark siiiiiiiiiiiiide Swaggy
Justin, can you hear me? That name no longer has any meaning for me My name is Darth BieberTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.