We just met But I know You're my soul mate I've got your name tattoed On my chest, neck and face Let's get hitcked right away or at least pick a date I'v got next week open When do you have open? I send you my left aer But you tossed it off the pier Then said something I couldn't hear What?
I give you all my string and my fingernair clippings I hope I don't sund deranger, but I'd Chop off my head, for you I just went off my meds, for you I'd drink a bottle of "Krazy" glue And lick a bathroom attendents shoe. Oh... that's good shoe I would peel you a milion grapes And make a portrait usng audiotapes Yes, I'll protect you from robots And futuristic apes
Oh... get your damn stinking paws off my girlfriend, you dirty ape from the future
Calm down, you crazy clown. What is wrong with you? Stop offering things, You'll never have to do Just take your pills Pay your bills I don't want you dead Why would I want a boyfriend Who doesn't have a head?
I'd eat a pile of glass Pull my heart out throught my ass You know what you could do for me?
What baby?
The dishes and the trash Let's take that Tango class Then watch some lifetime TV
I'll shop at target with you Buy you tickets to Dave Matthews I'd go to brunch with your book club friends I'll tell you that you're not fat again This nightmare never ends. I would rather eat 50 grenades And wear a speedo made of razor blades Then have to deal with you baby And your stupid mom!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
