Hey, I am Jamie DePrince from Jamie DePrince and the Tone Def 2. You know our song, The Booty Jam, Do the Booty Jam! That’s me as a younger man. Now recently, The Key of Awesome held a contest where you voted in the comments to see the entire Booty Jam video. Well, guess what? I have the one and only copy of that video right here. I taped it off of MTV back in 1989, when it aired that one time at 4 a.m. Well, anyway, enjoy The Booty Jam! Come one work, goddamn there we go, all right. Source: LYBIO.net
Let’s kick it, Posse In Effect. Word to your mother, ah ah. I just made that phrase up, Home boy.
I used to don’t fresh chill in, my threads was super fly. But I’ve been stone-cold illin’, since my booty well went dry. Girl, your beauty is futuristic, like 1993. But your booty must be sadistic, because it’s torturing me. Every night I sprain my wrist, I’ll buy you diamonds and K-Swiss. I am so sick of getting dissed by the chicken-head skeezers. I would never try the front, just to get inside your car. Your heart is so cold; your booty is so hot, what your man got that I ain’t got. Source: LYBIO.net
The Booty Jam! Say what? He can do The Booty Jam! Huh? And if you want to be my man. I do, it’s true. You got to learn to do the Booty Jam, sweeping across the land, even bigger than Ms. Pac-Man. No. I’d sell my soul to learn it.
Excuse me friend, do you know, who I am? Well, I am the man who’s going to teach you how to Booty Jam. Step one, take your buns and stick them way out. Wave them in the breeze like you airing them out. Step two, get you a partner and stand back to back. Count to three and let the booties attack.
Now, this Jam ain’t for the faint of heart. You get disqualified, if you let out a fart.
I know what you’re thinking and you might be right. You think The Booty Jam sounds like a booty fight. But The BJ is all about peace and love. Say yes to the jam and no to drugs. I was once like you, now the ladies are jackin me. Got a master’s degree in bootiology. I know you probably thought The Booty Jam was about sex. No, but if you do it right that’s what will happen next.
Booty Jam! Am I doing it right? Booty Jam! You can do it all night. Doing The Booty Jam! You got it, you got it. Girl there’s nothing, to it. Source: LYBIO.net
Do The Booty Jam! I do the Booty Jam. Everyone’s a fan of The Booty Jam. Excuse me, ma’am, I am your maintenance man. And if your booty needs a tuning then here I am.
Too much booty in my face, violating my workspace, everyday I am getting chased by these chicken-head skeezers. I know that I’m truly blessed. But I just need a booty rest. I think I prefer being a nerd, the Booty Jam is a booty curse.
Now, we’re at the end of this morality tale, about what happen when you’re hunting for an abundance of tail. So remember to be careful of what you wish for and don’t sue me when the booty starts breaking down your door.
Booty Jam! We out! Yeah, see you in Hell, sucker MC’s. Booty Jam! Not to be confused with dude, the Bartman. Booty Jam! Ha, ha, ha…
No, this is the one and only copy of the Booty Jam. Oh no, Delores. Call the – call the Maxell Corporation. This is terrible. This Booty Jam was my whole life. What am I going to tell the Tone Def 2?
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Chicken-head skeezers. Booty Jam.
Booty Jam.
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