There's a fight I'm having with this chair Can't seem to move my bum from here to over there Water glasses are strewn about the room Got to make a plan to do the dishes soon
This cocaine ninja is smashing dishes My drummer was naughty So I made him face the wall
I need to get up I need a shower I can't right now cuz I'm playing Angry Birds Can't even stop to pee I have to get three stars And I'm playing it In my sleep
Red birds yellow birds And black ones that explode Green pig a-holes gonna pay for what they stole I've reset this level a hundred thousand times This 99-cent app purchase is destroying my life
I see you laughing and bird harassing It used to be a game but now it's personal My back is itching my neck is twitching I can't stop wishing I was an Angry Bird With feathers and a beak I just laid a golden egg Am I crazy or just free
Now I am an Angry Bird A bird that has no feet I'll crash your party with my head And i'm aimin' aimin' aimin' Sayin' weeeeeeTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
