Girls listen, I'm gonna cool you cooks to something Listen to this Men are gettin' scarce girls Gettin' scarce as hen's teeth, yeah
Men are gettin' scarce girls Gettin' scarce as hen's teeth, yeah There used to be a time When a woman could get a man with just her charms
Now in order for a woman to get a man She gotta, she gotta take him She gotta take him, she gotta take him She gotta take him right out of another woman's arms
Men are gettin' scarce girls Oh their gettin' scarce girls Gettin' scarce as hen's teeth,(ha ha) And that's mighty scarce
Listen to this I was talkin' to this woman the other day Now she said, she was gonna quit her man 'Cause he's got a raggedy car
Can you get to that, look here, huh Women are funny though Every time her car is runnin' good They say chile, that's my car (laughter)
Soon as it gets to runnin' bad She say ah I don't want that old car That's his car (laughter) Listen she gonna say to me
She said the other day, she said It runs hot, it burns oil This ole car is beat and rundown The other day the battery fell dead
Right in the heart of town, embarrassin' me Let me twll you one thing baby You tell that man to get a tune up on that car Get a new set of spark plugs, some brand new tires
And a new water pump and you keep that man 'Cause let me tell you one thing right now Men are gettin' scarce girls Ah their gettin' scarce girls
They're gettin' scarce as hen's teeth,(ha ha) And that's mighty scarce Hold it band, hold it, hold it a minute Say Miss Lady, now you just gonna sit there at that table
And eat all the barbecue and ain't gonna give me none (mumble) Say what? Oh not you again Say LeRoy, here's this woman with them skinny legs again She got a greasy mouth this time
Come over here and get this greasy mouth woman She reminds me of them folks up in Navisoda, Texas Eatin' barbecue and drinkin' red soda water on the 19th of June (laughter) Look here, give me a piece of that barbecue
And kiss me with your greasy mouth (laughter) I was talkin' to this woman the other day Now here's a woman that was gonna quit her man 'Cause he wasn't makin' enough money on his job
Talkin' 'bout how much tax Uncle Sam take out of his money She went on to say something like this She say they take tax and more tax and they keep on takin' that tax Why he take so much money from my man
We ain't got enough to relax Well let me tell you one thing baby You let that man stay on that ole measely job And let him keep bringin' home that little $72.50 every week
And you keep that man 'Cause Uncle Sam is gonna get his baby Don't you worry about that Men are gettin' scarce baby
They're gettin' scarce as hen's teeth You got some women their man ain't got no job Men droppin' off like fliesTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.