Just... Just ate a burger at the sleazy joint Now I gotta take a shit, get to the point Sittin' on the toilet, my ass is a blast Runnin' smelly diarrhea outta my ass
No fuckin' paper Hey baby lick my ass 'til your face turns blue
You're finished rimmin' me and you want some more Ya say ya don't flush but your out the door I'm back in the...with a cup Scoop it outta the toilet 'cause you wanna slurp it up
Eat my diarrhea you're chuggin' it down You're suckin' my ass and your lips are all brown Since we've gone back to the hamburger place I'm gonna stick my ass right on your face
I'm gonna shit in your mouth I'm gonna shit in your face, your mouth And I wanna shit on your mother I'm gonna shit on you and your mother
Diarrhea I gotta take a shit
Gotta bottle a Ex-Lax, gonna take it I'm gonna take me a lumpy shit Gonna throw it at you, I hope I hit you I hope it splats in your face there too
It's comin' out my ass all drippin' wet
It's comin' out my ass all drippin' wet I want you to suck up all of it Lick my ass and eat it too Cause diarrhea is good for you
