[Lulu] Broom Broom! Hi, I'm Lulu and I'm super pleased to meet you, Faerie's on my shoulder, he can't wait to make you meat too (That tasted purple) Dispense with the formalities and schemes you may be contemplating, Foes are turning furry in a hurry while transmogulating By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes, Boys see me and get Wild Growth just one look and up we go! Muggles always on my wand, bit of whimsy and they'll be gone And what we did with my magic stick, don't remember? I'll send you Pix. Not quite the common lady but just maybe You can get to know me Shielding all this carries staying warry just to keep you goin' They know I'm Dom and stay submissive to this magic master Fidget with your mind and drive you crazy 'til you can't spell "Caster" Turn you warm and fuzzy leave you silenced now you're cannon fodder Fend against these dark arts all you want but you're no Harry Potter Pick a lane to face me tilting baby it just doesn't matter Panic while I'm stacking magic corpses like "Abra Cadaver"
[Rumble] The mobile warrior is back Commence the drillin' and killin' these villians illing and feeling The robot wrath that I'm willing I've reached the cieling But not my rhymes or my skills that are spilllin I'm at my Threshold for damage now I'm red and unfeeling It's time to go! cause when my amor's steady and ready I'm gonna lay a beatdown and one you won't be forgetting Tristys' my Soul And thought I'm bound to damage and ravage I'm focused like a laserbeak And Rumble's still such a savage
[Ziggs] (This'll be a blast!) Exploding to the battle I'm unloading the satchel I'm the hexplosive Heimerdinger though he thinks I'm a hassle but even donger must be feeling the extent of my brilliance 'cause when the dean of demolitions speaks the world's gonna hear it It's time to boot up the show the fuse is ready to blow Fallout from my mega-bomb is dropping nucular glow I hope you got enough room because you can't flee the doom Like Marvin Martian I just want to hear this world go "Kaboom!" I might be talking Loony Toons but, I'm a Hanna-Barberian my explosive devices just makes it harder to bury you When the bomb is ignited and then you try to escape I see you here and there and there well you're all over the place The major league competitor because I throw like it's Madden and then I use my sachel charger to take off like Aladdin And I don't need a Jasmine I just need you to be gone I can show you the world when I drop this magic carpet bomb
[Gnar] It's no suprise that I'm breaking the ice Look I'm just here so I don't get fined The past the present you can link it to I my temperment rise glass canon as a dorf until you see the Ganon surprise Check it! Shifting the flow, the two for one package is coming back like it's a boomerage throw, watch as I glow up into yorkage with the beast the name's gnaruto Identity crisis, splice up the flavor Experimental build feel like I'm Stitch A gentalman savage, mischief admist Digivolution from rookie to switch
When your team game's distorted and synergy who get's contorted Resisting me is focus my rampage will annul it I evelove into a God like 'Zilla No pont in hiding I'm invincible no David can stop Goliath When the boulders get to flying, your stones hardly defiant Blood and bones, my bread and butter. When feeding this Dino Giant Anger potent. Hi, I'm Hogan Gnar! Cross me and I'll throw you far Prehistoric cyber franky little foots with bulky arms Manners isn't made for Gnar, Banner Hulk is who I are Charming but alaming, Bandle City's my Jurrasic Park From Diddy Kong, to the Mighty Grodd Hit Grear Four then I crush them all Jumping, Crushing, Stomping, Going Hard is never going far This is War, a Yordle's Paradise, Y'all And they call me Gnar!
[Amumu] I've got a mighty tantrum, inducing rage all day When despair sets in you know it's The Curse of the Sad Mummy "So sad and lorn the helpless lad," I heard them say From behind my back, but I guess that's who I've become today Cryin' to you mummy, she ain't comin', ain't it funny Stepin' into team fights about to make this money Throwing out that Bandage Toss, I'm looking for some new friends "Okay, where are we going? Aww, wait! Hey, no! Come back!" You don't wanna play with me? Then I guess it's time for a hug attack! Tearin' through this brush with my Hunter's Machete, uh Two heath pots and a Warding Totem at the ready My tears don't fall, no, they crash all around me Because no one want to duo queue with a sad little mummy Comin' out the Jungle and I'm still looking for new friends Wanna hug it out, or are you looking to get stunning again? Aumumu the mummy, Immortal master of misery With all my CC I'll make us friends for eternity!
[Hermendinger] Enough! This display is highly repulsive. And frankly, far too ego indulgent This misappliance of science indeed must retire But for the time being I'll fight fire with fire I am the H-E-I-M-E-R-D-I-N-G-E-R, End all, Be all Inventor, Experimentor, Proffesor data processor Embodiment of accomplishment but you can call me GOD I created the rap game on that level you can't obtain Turrets in place, rocks to the face Number one stunner with a shock grenade I see you heading back to base, mid is conquered Journal entry title for today: Raise Your Dongers Even though you scream and you blaspheme, I'm more than I seem, more than a meme Remember kids, Donger is King My readings aren't light, my afro is tight Say my name... you're God Dong right.
[Kennen] Kennen Master Ninja, a hero of the storm I'm here to counteract the blizzard lightning's keeping you warm And with the shimmering shadow, you're gonna feel the Rakiri An AOE of Thor's armada striking anyone near me Thunder drop is in the zone Smite you down and send you on Blitzkrieg in the middle lane, mark you till you feel the pain Stopping dead within your tracks, then you hear the thunder crack Leave you blind, like you're Lee Sin You're in the dust, I am the wind Flash of League of Legends, Yordle Zeus is what they're calling me The Telsa coils around the team till they form a dichotomy The lightning blast lobotomy This homicidal side of me conflicting with the notion that I got my medical degree No ordinary doctor Kennen M.D.'s gonna hit the scene An artist with a shuriken or a scalpel, all the same to me Cause dress me up or down it makes no difference when I'm owning ya Bandle City got it's hero, this one's for Ionia
[Veigar] Oh, little heros. How quickly you fall. Kneel before the rod, I am the hand of desecration My will is the force that shall undo creation Impeded by you weaklings, such nerve, such gall Valoran at my hand? Now, that's thinking too small Imagine if you will, a small nexus of worlds As they curl and unfurl, binding lights in a swirl Clad in darkness, so distant, so vast, and destructive A cluster of stars that bend to my instruction Take it to the galaxy, you won't last long Blowing up the planet like you're on Krypton Generating mana Q is stacking up the damage you were never gonna manage, suddenly you're gone E: Now you're standing in my sight R: Losing half your life Nowhere left to run, when you're sitting in a stun timer ticking down to one W goodnight Ever so suddenly, you're cowering up to me Chaotin supremacy, no AD for this entropy Such a thrill when this fire's ignited Watching you devided, never been so excited
[Tristana] Is that a rocket is your pocket? Tristana's her to annihilate the Battlefield So head to my bottom lane, won't you tell me how you really feel? You're just another target, you're a mark to test the schemes I'm planning. Once you're in my sights, you're getting shot up by my boomer cannon Hit you with the timer, then I rocket so we get together Fire till explosion, then I'm out. I guess I'll call you never Next thing you know, you're up at home, feeling a little mad But tilting lasts forever, sorry babe, you're just a one-night stand
[Teemo] Captain Teemo, I'm armed and ready! I'm the poisonous pest that you've all been dreading Like a pox when I blind you, I sneak up behind you You'll run, but I'll find you, leave presents inside you Back up, I'm here to carry my team on my back When it's clear that nobody can match up Like Prince, when the purple is raining and all of the scrubs sitting idle can't catch up But here I stand, a Yordle holding your life in his hands One dart and you're back to the stands All those best laid plans, Fall to the sand When there's no kryptonite for this Superman
Omega Squad, say hello to the new God, My darkside is too raw, but war's just what I live for I'm sick to my stomach of little repungnat deliberate bugs with the mouths that keep running Toxic or nothing! Pestilence runneth, famine I hunger and for death I cometh Apokilips arrives, taking no sides, but Teemo is here to decide The fate of the enemy five who pray to survive, but none of them leave here alive Shrooms for you all in the room This is your tomb While my dominance will resume Say your farewells, if Teemo is Satan, I'm dragging you, kicking and screaming, into Elo HellTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
