STEVEN SPIELBERG: Picture a child sitting next to a projector Learning from your films to become a much better director Now picture a 3 billion dollar dream machine Who can block bust all over your crop duster scene Try to Duel with me Alfred you must be Psycho I'll bring back JAWS and take a bite of your Lifeboat I'm Always so on of my game I get the Vertigo My jet's in the Terminal for me to Murder! ya I rock the Academy and the DGA You rock as many Oscars as that schlep Michael Bay Next time you're filling up those jowls With three steaks and shoufflé Check the trades see me Amblin to my next big play I produce cartoons and make games for all ages You produce Jimmy Stewart making one of two faces Maybe next time I visit you'll be a bit more gracious Now kiss my full moon and just bask in my greatness
ALFRED HITCHCOCK: That was a close encounter of the turd kind But there won't be a pretty ending this time Half your billions should go to John Williams Now brace yourself as I reveal my brilliance I'm the master of suspense so intense No defense against Hitchcock once he presents My skill is enormous orchestrate brilliant performance You're more horrible than Megan Fox's acting in Transformers C'mon Fish puppets and Muppets to stir the fears up I squeeze screams out of chocolate syrup I'm the best mamma-jamma ever stood behind the camera Damage panderers and haunt you like the last Indiana
QUENTIN TARANTINO: Cut gimmie a Tylenon stop rhyming y'all Alfred you got no style dog I'm the king of dialogue There's only one movie I know you from And I've seen more blood in the shower When I stubbed my toe in one You tried to fight in World War I but couldn't do that The British army wouldn't let you join cause you were too fat Look it up it's a true fact Wikipedia that Now allow me to attack Steven the hack Due to World of the Worlds a failure's what I label you It looked like some sellout bullshit Michael Bay would do Ask anybody: "what's your favourite Sam Jackson part?" No one's gonna say what's his name from Jurassic Park The scripts that I write ain't the cleanest But when I grip mics I'm the meanest Quentin Tarantino is a genius A bad motherfucker from the wallet to the penis
STANLEY KUBRICK: Genius is a powerful word But there's no reason to use it Less you're talking about the Kubrick Then there's really nothing to it Everything I do is visionary Every single frame a painting made exactly how I wanna make it Do another take and get it right 127 times I'll make you learn to love me I'm the bomb drop ultraviolet rhymes Like Clockwork make you all hurt Beat Spielberg The Color Purple A.I. is the worst waste of potential since the Ninja Turtles
MICHAEL BAY: That's enough! I've heard enough crap from all of you Why don't I come down there And show you what a real star can do I swoop low with the telephoto No Bruckheimer I work solo If there's one thing I've learned bitch This game is about motherfucking money I make that dollar y'all motherfucking money Even make Mark Wahlberg make some motherfucking money I set up shop and got few a drops of that Got Milk money Rose to The Rock now I got that socks made of silk money I ain't got that guilt money I don't give a fuck I take my checks to the bank and I sign'em with my nuts I give the people what they love while the critics say I'm evil Got no time to read reviews while I'm working on the sequel Got a gift from above and the eyes of an eagle When it comes to blowing up no director is my equalTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
