Bonnie and Clyde: I'll handle this darling, I'm known to fire off some BAR's Cause if these lovers cross me they're gonna end up seeing stars I mean I'll let you go first but damn sure I'm gettin' licks in On this hissy fittin' rich kid and this prepubescent vixen
I'm sick of them, Let's beat 'em then And we can rob 'em blind I'll stick this punk up from the front, I'll take this broad from behind And pop a cap in the ass of the last Capulet heiress Give miss no nights in Paris a reason to cry to her parents
Oh! Romeo O Romeo, wherefore you tryin to flow yo? Mofo you soft as a froyo, Are those the drapes or your clothes bro? ( oooh ) There's gonna be a tragedy make you ache like your balls on the balcony Barrow gang put their money where their mouth is, Spit sick like a plague on both your houses
Romeo and Juliet: My love, your face is beauty to behold I will protect thine honor from these dust bowl dildos A moment's break from your gaze is an eternity past So together we shall both put these bitches on blast En guard thou artless beetle headed flax wench The only insult you have thrust upon me is thine stench Why don't you twist upon these nuts? I hear you're good with a wrench The dismal state of your raps should be a federal offense
And you there, wench with the neck of a chicken You'll get an ass rippin' worse than your boyfriend's in prison You're not a true romance, you're just a conjugal visit Oh but that's not even your real husband now is it?
Clyde: Hey partner you best put a muzzle on your missus 'fore I teach her how we handle disrespect down in texas
Romeo: Do you quarrel sir? ho, shall I draw my long sword Or will you duck your chicken shit ass back into your Ford
Bonnie: How could you beat my man in some mano a mano? You can't protect your best friend from some John Leguizamo
Juliet: No no my Romeo will beat your beau in a contest blow for blow He will do upon thine dick what you hath done upon your toe ( gunshot ) Oh, I am killed, what irony is this? The lead role shot down by a failed actress
Romeo: Then I shall kill myself on my stomach I shall lie So you louts can lick my ass thus with a dis I die
Juliet: Oops, nevermind, my flesh was merely grazed, where's Romeo? Oh Nomeo! There's poison on your face Oh happy dagger pierce me true, persuade my breath to stop Sheath yourself inside my heart and like the beat I drop
Bonnie and Clyde: Well that was tragic, that did not go as expected Woulda done that boy some good to just wait a couple seconds It's kinda sad though really, so young to have just died Well at least we got each other, just Bonnie and ( gunshots )Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
