[Ellen DeGeneres] Hey God, it's me, Ellen, can I ask you a question? How do I tell my friend Oprah she's gonna get more whipped than Stedman? I'll make her head spin, when it comes to rhymes I got a penchant! So battling me is your intention, I better mention? You're about to get licked by a lesbian! Oh! Knock you of your throne, take a shot at everything you OWN I got the skill to make Doctor Phil say
[Dr Phil] I think you better just leave her alone
[Ellen DeGeneres] You can tell Rachel Ray that my favorite recipe Is chopping Oprah Winfrey up into a million little pieces
[Oprah Winfrey] I'm the queen of TV and I'm here to destroy ya So check under your seat, because I got something for ya! You can't even hope to be as half as dope as Oprah I'll attract my hands around your throat and Deepak choke ya! Girl, your show's a petting zoo, you do a week on kittens And you dance like a chicken who snuck into Drunk Kitchen You played a fish with brain damage, I'm a nominated actress Name synonymous with power! Spell it forwards or backwards
[Ellen DeGeneres] Yes, you've got that power, and yes I've got those kittens I also feature puppies, talented children and mittens I like cute things that make people smile Make everybody feel good for a while Do a little dance and the crowd goes wild Kick you right back to the Miracle Mile I thought I told ya, your daytime reign is over I'm jumping over Oprah like I'm Tom Cruise on a sofa From ABC to LGBT, to NBC and now it's all me I'm the best MC and the biggest star I'll bite you in the ass like the tax on a free car
[Oprah Winfrey] Your mouth is writing checks your mullet can't cash, lady! I'll latch my fabulous shoe up your suitpants, baby You follow my lead cause I paved the road for ya You drive behind me in a second hand Porsche Check the fortune 500, I'm a media wonder The Dalai Lama and Obama memorized my cell number Try to beef with me, I'll make the whole market crash Honey, once you go Oprah
[Stedman Graham] You can't go backTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
