EpicLLOYD: This is one vid kid that you won't ever survive I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise bro But for now just stick to editing that gay ass Monday Show I'll slaughter your water color unicorns, eat'em for breakfast Then leak to YouTube, your middle name is Alexis I can tell you're scared, just from the body language I'm reading You should start leaving, your hairline's already retreating Nice Peter? Who's that? No one gives two shits Everybody knows your page is just the place the Rap Battles live Dude you're really huge on Youtube, you got a great career But remember, you got famous off of my idea
Nice Peter: The battles were your idea to start with, that's no lie But I'm the one who had the brains to let the midget play the bad guys Look at you, or let me just tell what I see You're a short, little sidekick, I'll call you mini-me I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler Take the mustache away - you look more like Bette Midler You big tooth, chompy face, horse-looking prick You and Bill O'Reilly can both suck my dick
EpicLLOYD: You're taller than I am, but you look up to me The guy who got you first job in comedy
Nice Peter: I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus You've got as much music talent as CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!
EpicLLOYD: You, A musician? That's kinda streching You wrote eighty seven songs with the same chord progression
Nice Peter: You look like a thumb, where'd you even come from? It's like I'm battle rapping a fat version of Gollum
EpicLLOYD: I'm gotta knock you right outta your little Superman Socks You were nothing before you rode up on KassemG's jock
Nice Peter: Man, you don't even have to say that kind of shit Fuck rap battles and you, I quit.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
