[Intro] EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! JACQUES COUSTEAU! VERSUS! STEVE IRWIN! BEGIN!
[Jacques Cousteau] Jacques Cousteau, here to spit flow Invented SCUBA, captained the Calypso Palme d'Or winning documenter of the ocean Ready to battle a desperate, sweaty showman You're chunky and soft, you get on my nerves You're the only manatee I don't want to conserve My Life Aquatic was adventure and beauty I'm so cool, Bill Murray played me in the movie I have Oscars! You're in Doctor Dolittle 2 So run back home to your daddy's zoo And just to be clear, ‘cause I'm no veterinarian: Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?
[Steve Irwin] Holy smokes, what a place to go! You'd need a submarine for a blow that low (Awhh!) You'd better run! You'd better take cover! 'Cause crikey, I'm going from croc to Jacques hunter! Have a look at this salty fella: His face looks like it's made of pure leather! Look out! He's got the body of a naked mole rat He's cranky ‘cause he has to wear a Papa Smurf hat I'm a wild man, you're a subdued sub dude The only crocs you could handle are some slip-on shoes And crikey, you're such a boring guy You could make a whole show about the ocean dry But with the sheilas, you sure had fun Your mistress was as young as your first-born son You never shoulda stepped to the wildlife defender Now embrace your French nature and quietly surrender
[Jacques Cousteau] Talk about sons, better watch what you say now You almost turned yours into Outback Mistake House!
[Steve Irwin] Would you rather talk about your brother? Ooh boy Nazi! Nazi! Nazi! Oy oy oy!
[Jacques Cousteau] Enough of your antics and madness! Contain yourself, like my underwater breathing apparatus You're a joke of a bloke in a tacky khaki romper Go grope a nope rope, Crocodile Humper There's a type of snail, recently discovered And named after you — I'll eat them with butter! Hey Skippy The Bush-League Kangaroo Hold the dee, I'm Crocodile Dun with you!
[Steve Irwin] Where ya goin', fella? Hang on a minute Like a Joey in a pouch, this ain't quite finished Take a look how destructive your old films are Silent World? More like Silent Worldstar! If you wanna count fish, please take the reef tour Don't go throwin' C-4 on the seafloor I'm the gold medal rhymer on the podium Cleanin' you up like a Jacques Custodian (Wooo!) I'm Mother Nature's greatest conservationist When I rock the mic, I'm danger! Danger! Dangerous! So go back down under with your crew I just blew through you like a didgeridoo
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