EVE: This Battle's gonna end like every argument does With you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub I made a map motherfucker and I'm reading it too Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you I know that you like to think you're so macho But you smell like ball sacks an nachos I work while you and your boyfriend Steve drink and play sports in a fantasy league You're as sharp as a stick that I rub on my lips So go ahead take a shot, I'm sure that you'll miss Like tha laundry, the toilet, the grocery list If you'd stop fucking up I wont have to get pissed
ADAM: My life was fine 'til you had to come along and wreck it Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?! You cry about everything but can't decide what you want "I'm hungry/ I'm fat/ I'm cold/ I'm hot" You call it complex but yo I'd call you a mess You take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed You got a lotion for this, you got a cream for that Got any perfume that smells like get-the-fuck-off-my-back When things are good they're great and it's like I'm dreaming! Untill your junk starts bleeding and you turn to a demon it aint summer eve don't try to play me like douche You wanna bite on my fruit? Well you can swallow the truth!
EVE: Don't even bring up swallow! The first man on earth that ani't a tough act to follow One pump chump and you're hung like a weasel Ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle You want alone time? Have it! In fact suck your own dick and shave your own back That apple's the best thing I've bit so far Now I see how much of a dick you are
ADAM: I wasn't listening are you still flapping those lips? I was just thinking, yo, did I give up a rib for this? Woman I just don't know what your problem is! All I know is that you're acting like a colossal bitch!
ADAM: I'm sorry... EVE: I'm sorry too... Don't even thik abou it! ADAM: ok, that's fine, we can go eat.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
