Blame it all on bat poop Now there's nothin' to do But day drink until it all ends
My crew can't come near I'm social distancein' here Am I loosing my mind? Well, that depends...
Made new friends with my broom And my Dayson vac too Turns out Swiffer can pour a mean drink
Ms. Shovel ain't bad but hogs the cover in bad I love 'em but, man, it's a shame Cause I had real friends before Covid
Didn't have to pretend That this ball I'm holdin's real name is Shane "What's up, Shane?" It's just ain't the same
Yeah, I remember we could be together We could high five hands without Purell lather Oh, I had real friends before Covid
Well, I had my first date And Alexa was great! In the end she said it wouldn't last Then I started to wink At my Peloton screen But she kept ridin' on my A-a-a-a-a-a-a
Tried to hang out with shoe But he was kind of a douche And lamp was always on the phone
My old Crossfit shirt was a good listener, for sure But I'm sick of being alone! Cause I had real friends before Covid Didn't have to pretend that this plant I'm growin' Can play charades He sucks every game
Yeah, I remember when we could be together We could high five hands without Purell lather Oh, I had real friends before Covid
Oh, I had real friends before Covid I could hang out with them out in the open, it'll be okay And I'll be your friend
I'm missin' them while I stay at home And I'm so sick of plannin' out my Zoom callin' Oh, I had real friends before Covid I had real friends before Covid God!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
