[VERSE 1] Man your really one heck of a guy Best friend since junior high You showed me Playboy for the very first time That was rad We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row I pierced your ear right before the show We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know
[1ST CHORUS] Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love or did You just want to get some That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You'd better run for cover Cause she's tickin like a time bomb And did i mention that youbothsuck.com Now your stuck with her Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar. I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
[VERSE 2] I met her at a kegger past out in the yard Gettin in her pants wasn't really that hard 6 months later she crashed my car That was rad She's got a glow from her spray on tan Marilyn manson is her favorite band I really think she might worship Satan, not a band
[2ND CHORUS] Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love or did You just want to get some That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You should run for cover Cause she's tickin like a time bomb And did i mention that youbothsuck.com Now she's stuck with you Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper Guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
[BRIDGE] Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other A lethal weapon when you take her home to Meet your mother She was a superstar, back seat of my car Those days are over, now the night goes on yeah
[3RD CHORUS] Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun Did you fall in love Or did you just want to get some That girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion I know you know she used to be my girl You'd better run for cover Cause she's tickin like a time bomb And did i mention that youbothsuck.com Now your stuck wit her Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar. Like number two on a pooper scooper I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSERTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
