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[Bart/Iggy]
It's Iggy, Iggz
I look like a dude dressed as a girl

[Jessica/Ariana]
That's a major problem

Hey kids do you remember me from Nickelodeon?
I got thin
But don't worry I'm still just as dumb
Actually more cause now I'm vegan

When my body's sideways
You cannot see me
All this over sexual dancing
Just doesn't suit me
I look like I'm 10

My skirt's so short I might as well be naked
All of my views are from horny dudes spankin'

[King Beach/Big Sean]
Random black guy whispering
I'm a random black guy whispering
Why is this so zoomed in on my teeth?
Can you please zoom out dude?

[Jessica/Ariana]
Zoome back in

[King Beach/Big Sean]
There's broccoli stuck in my teeth
I got rib meat stuck beetwen my teeth
So please stop zooming in on my teeth

[Jessica/Ariana]
Big Sean you need to start flosin'

I swear that I'm totally unique
Nobody's like me

[Dancer]
Girl please, that's not true
Your voice is a damn carbon copy
of Mariah Carey

[Jessica/Ariana]
Hey screw you

[Mariah Carey parody]
What he said is a fact
Bitch just admit that
You're crearly trying to steal
My massive appeal

[Jessica/Ariana]
Aren't you 82?

[Mariah Carey parody]
I can sing higher

[Jessica/Ariana]
Oh yea, prove it, grandma!

[proving]

[King Beach/Big Sean]
Stop zooming in on my mouth
I am getting really annoyed now
That's it I am pulling my piece out
Zoom in one more time I dare you!

[Bart/Iggy]
It's Iggy Iggz
uh, my balls just dropped

Wake up in the morning dip my face in a plate of cream
This set looks just like a Tim Burton sex dream
My hair is bigger than my huge butt in this video
My voice sounds like I am rapping through a hole in my throat
Iggy Iggy to biggie to be confessin'
That I'm actually a big black dude who got into cross dressin'
Seeing my real face would make you vomit in a bucket
I think that dude in the back must have just Googled that shit
Didn't have enough makeup to cover up my black skin
So I dug up Steve Jobs' coffin and stole his sweater from him
Have you noticed the backdrop that's been here all along?
We've been hypnotizing ya'll to like this song
like what!

[Jessica/Ariana]
We're hypnotizing you
Buy this song on iTunes

People say my name reminds them of Starbucks
That's because my dad's a Grande coffee cup

[Cup]
Hi, sweetheart!

[Jessica/Ariana]
Hi, daddy!

[1st Guy]
Sorry Ariana you're through

[2nd Guy]
You're getting old almost 22

[1st Guy]
And we need someone bigger than you

[Jessica/Ariana]
Wait what the hell are you saying?

[2nd Guy]
You need to get an upgrade

[1st Guy]
Well actually totally replaced

[2nd Guy]
Say 'hi' to Ariana Venti

[Ariana Venti]
I sing even higher than you

[Ariana Grande]
Noooooo-o

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