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RON:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
You don't understand
you're a legend, man,
to us all!

Every son and daughter -

RON & THE KIDS: "SAFE!"

RON:
...From You-Know-Who,
all because of you!
You were small,
but I wonder if you can recall...

Long story short,
this guy,
[whispered] "Voldemort"
was super cruel...

HARRY:
"Voldemort?"

RON:
...Tried to kill you & your parents,
and this is where it gets intensely cool...

Even though you were a tiny little boy,
you shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
this evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell...

RON & THE KIDS:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
We don't prefer Gandalf,
Merlin, or Oz,
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
you're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!

RITA SKEETER:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
you're invincible to all harm!

Like betty crocker -

I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
with that charm!
Remember, Harry, kid,
you're the Boss,
you're the King,
you're the Bomb!

HARRY:
But this is all so sad,
I mean, my Mom and Dad
were killed, long ago...

[Long ago they died!]

...I wanna be psyched,
but being unliked
is all I know...

[...All he knows, that's why]

I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate,
an opportunity eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
and show 'em that I'm something great!

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'll do what I can
if what you say I am is true!

I can't be bothered
by my awful past,
I've found at last
something I can do,
so it's time I knew
exactly who I am...

I'm Harry Freakin' Potter!

THE KIDS:
You're Harry Freakin' Potter!
I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter -

HARRY:
...And I'm the Man!

HARRY & THE KIDS:
"HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!"

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