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[ringing]

Oh, hey John! Hey, what's going on, man?
No, no dude, there's no problem going on
It's all good right now
Mary? Um. Well, she's dead
Mary's dead
Uh, okay, maybe that's a bit of a problem, I'll admit
She kinda fucking swallowed a coconut, John
I don't know why, but she's dead
No, well, she's dead

I didn't make her do it
I just thought it'd be funny!

I did not make her eat the coconut
I told her she should probably eat it
I held a gun to her head
But she didn't do anything!
So then I just kinda forced it down her throat
But I didn't make her do it!
I just thought it'd be funny!
But she's dead now John, so, uh...

Mary's dead
Okay, maybe that's a bit of a problem, I'll admit
She kinda fucking swallowed a coconut, John
Don't know why, but she's dead
No, well, she's dead

But I didn't make her do it
I just thought it'd be fun!

No, I have not contacted the police
No, I have not contacted the coroner
Who the fuck are you, John?
You don't know shit!
Mary's dead
You know why she's dead?
She's stupid!
She swallowed a fucking coconut, John!

I did not make her eat the coconut.
I told her she should probably eat it
I held a gun to her head
But she didn't do anything!

Yeah, she looks pretty good in that dress

Alright, bye

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