We were driving to Birmingham, Alabama and my buddy Keith was driving the truck And this lady about ran us off the road in a cadillac. She just kinda smiled when she went by, and he has road rage and he said look at that Big Fat Bitch
So I grabbed my little travel guitar out of the back and went
Big fat bitch she's a big ol big ol fat bitch she goes to Ryan's and they say, "Shit! this one's gonna cost us... she's a big ol bitch!" She's a big ol bitch
She sweats grits you can hide a pound of dope under one of her tits
Big fat bitch She's a big ol bitch
Who stole Christmas? The Grinch Who stole the Twinkies? big fat bitch!
She's a big ol bitch
Yeah she had this cajun friend who had a pet alligator She ate that some-bitch like it was a green Now N Later or a fried green da-mator You'd have to have a turbo-foaming car wash brush to masterbate her
She's a big ol bitch She's a big ol bitch
When she was eight years old she had a Pogo stick that would say, "hey Wanda!" And they'd go "song-tong-thong-song-tong-thong" And now her pogo stick says, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" And they go "Bount. Bount."
She's a big ol bitch She's a big ol bitch
She gargles and drools and spits and she makes all kinds of noise She chases the ice cream man down Cunningham in her corduroys
She's a big ol bitch She's a big ol big fat bitch!!!!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
