[Verse 1] I wrote down adjectives and nouns Scribbled words and verbs And then shopped it around Sold it for sixty more thousand bucks than I have (What, like writing a book is hard?) And when you read it you will agree that it will lead you down A path so bad This game show fad Balls out, no double entendre (I know Entendre, she a bitch)
[Pre-Chorus] I might just spill some tea About this dude who's on tv (I have no clue who you're talking about) This producer's dick is huge And I know because I tasted his splooge
[Chorus] You tried to make me behave You shooshed and shushed all the fun away But fuck you I'm not a Ru-girl who's some cliché In here, I'll make it clear Why I'm a superstar who will go far On my own Suck my bone as I walk away
[Hook] Oh, read her Oh, read all this alphanumerically Oh, read her Oh, your mess sucks less each and every page
[Verse 2] You read here for some makeup tips And I won't omit how to pop your zits Your fucked mug looks better with my book held right here I'll show you how you can steal a man Or cheat on exams and then pull some scams You need three D's to fill up your life (Dick, drag, drugs)
[Pre-Chorus] I'm just like Wikileaks But my dick's up in my ass cheeks Oh, and B-T-W You want to tuck? That's in chapter two (It's actually chapter 17)
[Chorus] If some bitch tries to step to you Use your RBF as a countermove An RBF is conveniently defined back in the back of the book With all the words and what they mean Counter attack with my paperback Really beat that ass But leave good feedback, please On Amazon for the trahnz that wrote all this shit In this god damn fucking book
[Hook] Read her Oh, read all this alphanumerically Oh, read her Oh, your mess sucks less each and every page
[Outro] (Wanna come on my tits?) Read her... Read her... Read her... Read her... (Alright, cool)Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
