Well, if you go down
To the bar tonight
You could be in for a big surprise
'Cause they'll be shakin' those drapes
An' stompin' those crepes
An' swingin' those bunches-a-fives

And they'll be bangin' on the counters
And stampin' on the doughnuts
Layin' to waste all the bacon rolls
And be wadin' 'round in the rubble
On the lookout for any trouble
With big lead pipes and long poles

And they'll be removing all the tablecloths
Chopping up the tables, redecorating the men's room
Tearin' down the ceiling, sending coathangers reelin'
While the jukebox blows a tune

Ohh at the vegetable rumble tonight!
Ohh at the vegetable rumble!

And they'll be tearin' up the phonebooks
Rippin' up the menus
Tiltin' all the pinball machines
And they'll be manglin' up the perculators
Turnin' off the circulators
Burnin' those sandals and jeans

An' they'll be strippin' down the walls
And tearin' up the pumps
Relocating all the cups and plates
Dislocatin' shoulders
Heavin' piles of boulders
Through the windows with big iron crates

And there'll be swearin' in the alley, bowling at the Palais
Dog shows at the town hall too
National networked broadcasts
New names and dates in who's who

Ohh at the vegetable rumble tonight!
Ohh at the vegetable rumble!

"This is the Police department speakin'
Come out with your hands up
We've got you surrounded
Stand up against the line there buddy
Who dialed 999? Get 'em up there
This has been a Public Health announcement"

Ohh at the vegetable rumble tonight!
Ohh at the vegetable rumble!
Ohh at the vegetable rumble tonight!
Ohh at the vegetable rumble!

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