There’s a serious issue Affecting millions every day I don’t know how we’ll ever escape it Something so uncontrollable A bit of life that goes astray And we just don’t have the means to reshape it It may seem a minor burden The tiniest detail, But whenever it's shown up it proves I'm no grown up And feels like an epic fail
I’ve got a cowlick Right here at my hairline I’ve got a cowlick It's extremely bad design Oh, I can fool myself That I’m rocking this ravishing gown But my cowlick pops up and it just won't stay down
What am I supposed to do With this rebel clump of hair No spray, no brush, no dryer can tame it There's no chance of looking cool When I see that awkward stare From everyone who's too polite to name it But I sense their eyes upon me, And I know I've lost my power No longer the alpha, I feel like Alfalfa Why did I bother to shower?
I’ve got a cowlick I should rig myself a wig I’ve got a cowlick No one digs a spike this big Oh, I can fool myself That I’m seen as a queen not a clown But my cowlick pops up and it just won't stay down
Oh, I hate to go out, I can't take any more I'm a shell of the woman I was Got a baseball cap on when I go to the store, And this misery's happening because Of this word, this stupid word It sounds like centuries ago on a farm Someone’s head got licked by a cow And the enzymes in the saliva ruined that section of hair And everyone made fun of it forever Is that really the etymology? Wait, is etymology even the right word? Entomology? No, I think one of those is the study of insects, Which I would definitely rather not discuss. Cowlicks clearly aren’t caused by actual cows. I know this because I’ve never been near a cow
But I've got a cowlick This wispy little twit One stubborn cowlick And it's so hard to outwit And I've tried every way But there's no way that I've found To keep this frizz at bay I've shellacked it and smacked it around And on my dying day As they're laying me into the ground My cowlick will pop up and it just won't stay down Won’t stay down Moo-ooooooTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
