My party life Traded in for a kid and a wife No more being alone I got home Instead of sex with whore I wake you up, girl, when you snore Instead of bangin' sluts I wipe the baby's butt
Now we do anal and the dishes Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches Dinner back at home Then at night I stretch out your tight tight butt hole Anal and the dishes Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches Dinner back at home Then at night I stretch out your tight tight butt hole
Cocaine days are gone Now I get high from mowin' the lawn Instead of Waylon songs Now I watch rom-coms No more Jim Beam shots Rather wait in the K-Mart lot Fill the SUV With Huggies, Charmin, and Vaseline
We do anal and the dishes Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches Dinner back at home Then at night I stretch out your tight tight butt hole Anal and the dishes Clipping coupons and making wishes Sunday night at home Go to town, girl, on your tight tight butt hole Do I miss that road Drunk as hell, [being?] a horny toad? This life is better for my health, or so I tell myself
'Cause now we do anal and the dishes Sunday shopping with them Walmart bitches Dinner back at home Then at night I stretch out your tight tight butt hole Anal and the dishes Sunday dinner at Garth and Trisha's Then we drive on home And I cry and ram you in your tight tight butt holeTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
