Socrates, Plato And Eva Gabor Called a meeting To stop the next war Judge Wopner was chosen As the judge To intervene In the serious grudge The problem started When a geezer named Steve Got a call It was his last reprieve Steve ran a house Of ill repute But his ladies split With the loot He was not ready to rock And not ready to jam But when the phone rang It was Ed McMahon You've seen me on TV And you know who I am I've come to lay 10,000,000 In your hand You're rich said Ed You're super rich And you can do what you want Without a hitch Steve met Suzanne Who was a virgin They took a jet to Paris To a plastic surgeon Said the surgeon I can make you A world wide attraction You can get yourself done Like Michael Jackson Or Elizabeth Taylor Or stuffed like Trigger Or whatever else you want to do With your figure Said Steve I want the best I want the best from TV I want to be the most stud I want to be me And the same for Suzanne Do you understand? She must be the most fly Ever known to man So with a digital sampler He sampled the best He created composites That out did the rest A model for Steve And one for Suzanne The most superior beings Ever known to man Then for two long weeks They were under the knife The surgeon worked days And into the nights Suzanne's breasts were enlarged Her stomach was flattened New DNA Skin smooth as satin And on Steve's manhood The doc did no skimp Steve's muscles made Schwarzenneger look like a wimp Injected, implanted the results Did astound It turned out so large It nearly dragged on the ground They put out an album And rock stars they became And for their careers They took on new names He became "Driller" And she became "Killer" In the first two weeks They sold more than "Thriller" But one problem remained Since they'd been With the surgeon Suzanne, you see, Was still a virgin The cause of the problem Was in Steve's thing It was so awesome in size He could not get it in They were true to each other Tho' it may sound corny But pumped with hormones They were dangerously horny When out on the stage And the fly girls were screaming It was all Steve could do To keep from creaming One night in Hamburg Where the hip did meet A fly girl jumped the stage And delivered a treat She ripped off her shirt And began dancing around Security had to wrestle Her to the ground It was already too late Steve has busted his trousers The cops arrived with Some doberman bowsers The crowd screamed at Steve An amazing sight The whole place erupted In a terrible fight When the dust cleared Things were real tense His brains were real clouded He was acting real dense Will all his money He owned some Nuclear weapons He now stood poised With his hand on the button The politicians were all In an uproar Most were afraid Steve Would start the next war Without some good thinking The world would be doomed The surgeon raised Socrates and Plato From the tomb With Eva Gabor And judge Wopner too They all flew to Hamburg To see what they could do With steroids and hormones And tranquilizer gun They pulled out the stops And ended Steve's run Suzanne was upset But helped by the surgeon And by all accounts She's no longer a virgin She got a job in his lab First as a cover But one thing led to another And now she's his loverTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.