Eat a dick Or at least eat a pita chip Right after I skeet on it You piece of shit Tell your lies speaking lips They should try pleading fifths more often bitch And refer to me as your awesomeness You sayin me and "so and so" are comparable Then I look up "so and so" and they're terrible, you disgust me- Trendy rappers fall the hell off the map After just one listen I can tell off the bat There will never be a time that I have to rewind it On some goddamn "what was that line shit In fact I find it Rather boring's the category I put them in Fast forward that whack verse I'd rather hear the hook again I would rate your skills very low level And your softness as at a pills-bury dough level Me I have that gold medal flow That'll put me on a fricken podium You're child's play you nickelodeon I'm about to sprinkle sodium All over them wounds Big wax EOM homie don't get confused Shouldn't get your hopes up when you know your gonna lose You won't accomplish anything if you don't pay your dues I'm saying With all the shit I've charged to the game The game should issue me a credit card in my name No we aren't the same you are mother fucking ant sized My catalog is Jack's bean stalk plant sized I'm sick of ya'll saying ya'll spit well When ya'll shit sounds like dog shit smells Seriously take it back and say your joking When you rap everyone behind your back does that masturbating motion I worked hard for this when ya'll half-assed it Raise the white flag matter of fact half mast it Half this rap shit that you hear is half plastic The other human half is a lying ass bastard Fake biters like dentures Writing their bios based on someone elses adventures I be confusing the censors with the shit that I speak Cause they don't know if its some shit they should bleep They're like damn that's the fifth time this week That I've witnessed a sheet Of lyrics from this geek On my desk for inspection To bleep or not to bleep is an excellent question These words have yet to receive Webster's attention Spanish Webster is still fucking with the gender Only point I'm trying to make is give them something to remember Whether spitting on the microphone or strumming on the fender These kids get mixed up like cumming in a blender Same goes for you lame trolls blogging I would recommend less dick riding and more jogging You at your computer that's sipping your super big gulp Eating little Debbie snacks and newtons full of fig pulp I'm talking to you its sunny out enjoy it That bicycle you purchased was like money down the toilet Yo its funny how steroided your confidence seems When the last time you got laid hipsters were rocking big jeans 2Pac was in his teens Variations of the running man were popular routines Little Nas was up in queens-- it ain't hard to tell He was still busy watching the smurfs battle Gargamel Fuck it I just keep rapping great Outside of the box like you used cheap packing tape Try again there's no time to waste Just make sure the drawing board you go back to is dry erase That shit you sharpie ain't gonna ever be sharper Unless that magic marker is an actual magical marker Even then it'd have to have a good battery charger Because I've been rapping since Eric Clapton was back with the Yardbirds I wish you the best of luck If ya'll agree with me that most rappers suck Then make like a rake on the back of a landscaping truck And stand the fuck upTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
