They made me drive the d___ ship for a five-year tour I never got a medal and I never got to score I never saw a piece of the action I got so g***** bored I chased the f****** captain with a mother*** sword I'm Sulu
Well I don't like the Klingons, I got no love for Romulans And everybody thinks of me as their little yellow friend (He's different!) Well someday I'll make captain and everyone will bend And just like Kirk does a miniskirt I'll f*** you in the end I'm Sulu
Sulu I'll take this ship and I'll take its crew Sulu Well don't sit down cause I ain't through Sulu Are you ready to warp are you ready to s****? Sulu Cause you'll be the one that I beam into
Baby I ain't seen it all but this is what I know The captains are the lucky ones who get the green skin hos Just once I'd like to go and write my own episode Never mind, I'd rather grind on my own f***** show
Well I work for the captain and I work for Mr. Spock But one day I'll bend 'em over and show 'em how I dock And if they don't like it they can just get out and walk While I go on to man the con and teach Star Fleet how to rockTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.