Ladies and gentleman of the Geonocean Gladiator arena! Presenting the epic battle of a Star Trek Redshirt And a Star Wars Stormtrooper!
Expendable, I'm wearing red and I'm expendable You need me dead I am dependable You need me alive I'm not your guy Cause on the surface, where Spock and Kirk is It's almost certain that I'm gonna die Expendable, am I
Terrible, when it comes to shooting I'm just terrible I shot at 210 rebels and didn't hit a single guy I couldn't hit the Death Star while on the Death Star I'd probably shoot my foot and then I'd cry A terrible shot am I
Back at the academy No one was as bad as me Though I tried my very best
Made my teachers all irate Puked from everything I ate Got an F on every test
Though excelling was my wish I broke the main deflector dish And they threw me out of class
Then they caught me raising heck Naked on the holodeck I thought there's no way I can pass
And just when I thought that I was screwed They said "We've got the perfect job for you!"
"You do?"
"You'll be expendable You will wear red and be expendable For getting dead, you are dependable In fact you are the perfect guy If shields are down or we blow a warp core It's almost guaranteed you're gonna fry! Expendable..." am I
Back when I was just a teen Growing up on Tatooine Beggar's Canyon was my scene
But my aim was really bad Couldn't bullseye a womp rat With my trusty T-16
This made me a little stressed More than just a bit depressed Drowned my tears in Anchorhead
There I met a man named Biggs Said he had the perfect gig To put me to the test
And just when I thought that I was screwed He said "I've got the perfect job for you!"
"You do?"
You will be terrible, when it comes to shooting you're just terrible You'll shoot at 210 Gungans and not a single one will die We'll get the last laugh on Palpatine's ass By building him an army of guys So terrible am I!
And that's how I became a red shirt And that's how I became a trooper And though apart we are pathetic Together we are super-duper
I'll shoot at you at you from foot or two and much to your surprise I'll miss you Yet I'll still die I'll miss you Yet I'll still find a way to die!Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
