[Intro: Uncle Murda] Happy holidays Let me come here and talk to you I gotta stop saying I'm not doing this shit no more knowing I'm capping (Great John on the beat by the way) I'm officially part of the holidays like Mariah now nigga (Wow) [Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me] Let's go
[Verse 1: Uncle Murda] Y'all couldn't wait for this shit to drop, it's part of hip-hop Will Smith really went and smacked the shit out of Chris Rock (He did) He laughed at the joke at first until he saw his wife's demeanor Chris Rock ain't know Jada was bald because of alopecia (He didn't) That's something a majority of people know nothing about But I bet you he won't put her name back in his fucking mouth (He won't) Live at the Oscars, you can't make up this story Her boo August Alsina got beat up by Tory Jada probably called him to see if he was OK I wonder how she felt when she found out that he was gay That's who you cheated on Will for, let me fucking stop August gon' fuck around and catch the monkeypox I'm just saying y'all do know how it begins spreading I disrespect niggas every year and I don't regret it Let's talk about Kanye being anti-Semitic The Adidas deal that made him a billionaire got deaded Now he only worth about 4-5 hundred Ms He lost his mind when Pete Davidson started fucking Kim He be dressing dusty now, he don't even look rich He been looking stressed since that white boy took his bitch You already know Jay-Z been knowing that he violated George Floyd Black people ain't supporting him (We ain't) He was on Drink Champs sounding like a fucking clown Nore and them had to go and take the interview down He defended the cop that had George Floyd on the ground He say dumb shit whenever there's a camera around And it's like he say that shit without no hesitation His friends need to make sure he's taking his medication Maybe he ain't crazy and that's really how he feel Lately he keep taking shots at Diddy and Meek Mill No more Yeezys, no more Balenciaga deal Banned from Instagram, damn that nigga gotta chill Fuck donkey of the day, he donkey of the year bro Even Pusha T had to cut ties with that weirdo He did it to himself, I really don't understand that nigga What the fuck would make him go and say he a fan of Hitler? He confused, Kanye wanna be a cracker That nigga made t-shirts saying white lives matter Enough about Kanye and all the stupid shit he did Tiffany Haddish did some weird shit with some little kids Balenciaga did some weird shit with some little kids R Kelly put an album out admitting what he did Nobody cares he got 30 years when he went to trial We ain't trying to be out here screaming free a paedophile (Nope) Let's talk about Freddie Gibbs, like really what's up with him? Niggas robbed him in Buffalo and he got beat up again He be out here looking like a cold-blooded sucker I know Ashanti regretting letting Irv Gotti fuck her Every interview he do he got her name in his mouth Either he's obsessed with her or he's just chasing clout (Come on) Shit corny, even Fat Joe had to call him out You mad she fucking Nelly nigga that's what it's all about Stacy Dash dumb ass on Instagram crying Like she just found out about DMX dying (Shut up) Keyshia Cole thought Antonio Brown was her man AB treated her like she a one night stand (Crazy) You thought he was feeling yout Keyshia, naw he was drunk (He wasn't) He fucked you a couple times and stopped picking up (Damn) Scotty Pippen stressed out hearing all the rumors About his ex-wife fucking with Michael Jordan Jr Future already had his thumb all in that ho butt Michael B and Lauri Harvey broke up Diddy had a daughter, congratulations my brother Young Miami trending cause she not the baby mother Akademiks called her one of Diddy's side joints Right now them City Girls is down a thousand points (They down) Saweetie fucked Lil Baby, I knew she was a freak Her album flopped, it only did two thousand the first week (That's it) She put a record out dissing Quavo, bad timing Honestly she sound better on mute when she rhyming (She do) Glorilla said some shit and I couldn't believe it She like niggas nutting on her food before she eat it (That's nasty)
[Chorus: Uncle Murda] I said I wasn't gonna do it, y'all know that wasn't true This my favorite time of year, y'all know how I do I disrespect niggas respectfully They did it to themselves so fuck if they get upset with me Y'all know what happened, y'all heard what happened but y'all don't care Y'all still want me to talk about this shit every year Crazy, crazy, this shit crazy Crazy, crazy, this shit crazy
[Interlude: Great John] Here we go Yeah, new year, new money nigga, it's the rap up Everybody get it nigga We don't give a fuck about no fucking industry niggas or bitches We back It's the rap up Yeah We the niggas that don't care about the red carpet Thanks 50 Murda let's go
[Verse 2: Uncle Murda] Young Thug and Gunna got hit with the RICO They using rap lyrics against them and that shit is illegal (Damn) They let Gunna go and we trying to figure out what happened (He snitching) He took a plea deal, Lil Boosie say that nigga ratting Gunna pushing pleas. Young Thug still stuck in jail Niggas saying Gunna new name is I'm gonna tell Until we all know the facts we shouldn't speak on that If Thug ain't tell him to take that deal then he a rat He was on Crime Stoppers before looking bad He the new 6ix9ine on the 'Gram this shit is sad We saw that video of him in court, he a yes man Is YSL a gang that nigga said yes ma'am Yes ma'am I know about crimes that they committed That was Jeffery's stuff in that car when y'all caught me in it You can plead the fifth on certain shit but that don't matter You got Charleston White calling you his favorite new rapper You ain't have to take that deal my nigga free the slime You ain't do shit, you wasn't facing no real time Tory Lanez and Megan trial was like a soap opera Still don't know if Tory Lanez or that girl Kelsey shot her But we know Megan lied about fucking Tory And she get drunk like she on Drink Champs with Nore And we know her and DaBaby was intimate It's embarrassing for her man hearing about who was hitting it Imagine when he fucking now, what he be thinking about On top of that, she got kicked out of Kylie Jenner house Tory could have fucked Kylie if Megan wasn't hating Wonder how Travis Scott feel about that situation Tory found guilty, they did him foul Too many inconsistencies, should have been a mistrial As far as DNA being on that gun his was not A witness said they saw a female take the first shot They was all drunk and high, shit just went too far Megan should have never made Tory get in that car Now we gotta try to unpack a whole lot of shit Kelsey could have shot her like Remy shot a bitch I'm just saying y'all acting like that shit is impossible I ain't picking sides, I'm just trying to be logical Tory Lanez father blaming Jay-Z and Roc Nation Jay-Z ain't tell your son to go and shoot Megan He an independent artist, he make his own decisions He might get deported after he do his time in prison He can win the appeal but he need a lot of help If him or Kelsey ain't do it then that bitch shot herself Think about it any [?] could be the shooter Don't take what I say personal that's just my sense of humor Why Tory call that girl from a phone in prison Knowing they record them calls and was gon' listen He supposed to know better, people was uncertain Now it's looking like they convicted the right person Man niggas ran up in the church like it's a stickup It was only 8 people in there when the robbed the bishop When I heard about it real talk I burst out laughing God don't like ugly that's why he let that shit happen He was out here scamming people in the name of god Feds came and locked up him I know he was a fraud He be dressing like a rapper that shit ain't even funny He be buying Louis and Gucci with them people money Ma$e said Diddy robbed him, I believe that shit That's what happens when you sign a contract and don't read that shit Now Ma$e saying he Diddy 2.0 Same deal Puff gave him he gave Fivio They was on Gillie and Wallo show going at it Before you sign a contract, let your lawyer look at it That's a million dollar worth of game that I just gave you Even Meek Mill getting [?] by his record label T.I. trying to become a comedian Whoever told him he was funny was fucking misleading him He couldn't deal with the audience being rude It was funny seeing him get mad when he getting booed And he snitched on his dead cousin, I'm not lying He said his cousin told him to do it cause he was dying That's some real shit, I get it, you needed help But I feel like it's certain shit you should keep to yourself And I don't know who was holding who down when they was shooting But how the fuck niggas let Takeoff get killed in Houston They went from arguing to fighting to shots fired I don't want to say no names, not trying to get no one indicted Akademiks and the internet spread a foul rumor But they already caught the nigga that 'posed to be the shooter We keep losing good niggas, niggas should be ashamed He was one of the coolest niggas in the whole rap game Life too short, you never know when the ending is Hope Offset and Quavo settle they differences PNB Rock died during a robbery in front of his baby moms, that shit right there bothered me Could have just robbed him, wasn't no need for killing Man, that shit sad, imagine how his kids feeling And y'all owe his baby moms an apology Niggas saw him pulling up that's what led to the robbery Rappers started blaming her for posting up pictures, but that shit happen, learn to mine your fucking business Another good brother gone niggas should be ashamed It ain't worth killing niggas over no watch and chain They caught the kid who did it that nigga never coming home They locked his father up too he ain't do that shit alone If bad parenting was person it's that nigga He was the getaway driver that shit wack nigga Being a rapper getting hard this shit ain't easy We really out here becoming the new endangered species
[Chorus: Uncle Murda] I said I wasn't gonna do it, y'all know that wasn't true This my favorite time of year, y'all know how I do I disrespect niggas respectfully They did it to themselves so fuck if they get upset with me Y'all know what happened, y'all heard what happened but y'all don't care Y'all still want me to talk about this shit every year Crazy, crazy, this shit crazy Crazy, crazy, this shit crazy
[Interlude: Great John] We the niggas that don't care about the red carpet (Great John on the beat by the way)
[Verse 3] I was on tour for four months we was overseas Did 55 shows in 45 countries Every venue sold out fans lined up waiting 50 really did that with no help from Live Nation I was playing Uno in private jets eating healthy Niggas ain't believe in me 50 did now I'm wealthy I was on Facetime showing shit to my daughter Me and Yayo in Dubai driving cars Law and Order Master P broke can't afford to put his kids to college I thought he was rich that nigga always be kicking knowledge Romeo exposed him that nigga really hate him He said you stole all his money nigga you never paid him Why he do that to Lil Romeo? That's wack He finally about to get his first check off Rap Snacks Never met a nigga in the hood that eat that shit That shit tastes straight like dirt y'all can keep that shit Britney Griner came home and exchanged for a trade Russia got the best part of that deal we got played I'm happy she home but really tryna understand How we let a Russia arms dealer go for juwanna man I know she can rebound, shoot, and got a little dribble But if we go to war can that bitch block a missile I be on some bullshit I know people can't stand me Benzino got caught up fucking with a tranny NBA Youngboy had Rich The Kid shook Over a little picture with Lil Durk that he took Hope he know Bobby Shmurda and Rich The Kid different Bobby will really boom you nigga watch who you mention [?] plan to trip with her friends I ain't letting her go After seeing how they did that poor girl out in Mexico She was on camera getting beat up relentlessly With friends like that you don't need no enemies Watch niggas even if you play on the same team See how Jordan Poole got knocked out by Draymond Green Ain't no being cool after that nigga no way Trade him or trade me or we gon be fighting everyday Draymond violated he know he was wrong Or the Celtics head coach cheating on Nia Long I don't know what would go and make him risk it all Kanye caught Kim K fucking Chris Paul He deserve it if that shit is true can't even front Now he gotta give that bitch 200 bands a month Gas prices up cause Russia waring with Ukraine Abortion is illegal now that's inhumane Why they tryna control what women do with they body The government is weird they be out here moving ocky They ain't got no morals they can't see that shit ain't right Queen Elizabeth died I'm more sad about Betty White Can't believe I'm about to say rest in peace to Kay Slay The culture took a loss he was more than a DJ Fuck COVID-19 that shit really took a legend He was the first one to play me on Hot 97 Appreciate the opportunities that he gave me Every Thursday night on the radio he played me Niggas is on Instagram fronting saluting you A lot of niggas you helped ain't pull up to your funeral You know Remy said something as soon as they let her speak She started looking around and said it's too many empty seats Every Thursday night niggas had Kay Slay bumping Rest in peace Drama King nigga was straight stuntin Had a white boy in Buffalo shooting black people In the supermarket can't believe people is that evil Buffalo calling out for help but we don't hear it Over here [?] They had a snowstorm the other day 40 people died They ain't even get warning telling them don't be outside And they ain't locking niggas up no more for smoking weed A$AP Rocky lucky Rihanna gave him a seed Funny watching two niggas beef that could hardly fight Like Soulja Boy getting pepper sprayed by Charleston White Can't forget about the Super Bowl that was legendary Dr. Dre, Snoop, Em, 50, Kendrick and Mary Hip Hop lit they gon talk about that shit forever Shout out to Jay-Z he helped put that shit together I been in this booth for over 10 minutes rapping How many kids this nigga Nick Cannon plan on fucking having It's like he tryna get a hundred more girls pregnant And overturning Roe vs. Wade ain't helping You moving like a munch we know what you about Drake unfollowed Ice Spice after he flew her out And I'm on Gervonta side females do too much He ain't do shit she put shit on his toothbrush And I ain't about to start stop wearing Nike Cause they decided to stop doing business with Kyrie But when he get his new sneaker deal I'ma go support it Buy 10 pair for the gram let my man record it Bill Cosby going back on tour he play too much LeBron James think Jeffrey Jones is a racist fuck Steven A. Smith tried to defend him on his show Saying that the picture was from 65 years ago When they asked Jeffrey about it he was real nonchalant Like I don't really give a fuck y'all can think what y'all want He really is racist that nigga a hot mess He was at that protest tryna stop progress JD said he created 106 & Park Bow Wow said that's cap regarding those remarks Even Steven Hill responded saying that was cap Caresha won the BET award Diddy paid for that Niggas mad at Deion Sanders for leaving Jackson State He ain't doing nothing wrong go let that man be great If he ain't leave niggas would've called him a fool Saying he already did what he could do for that school Blueface had got locked up for attempted murder Him and Chrisean the new Ike and Tina Turner Ray J was on Verzuz he was sounding sour I hit better notes than that when I sing in the shower How they catch Brett Favre stealing from welfare Free Sheff G and Sleepy Hallow they be home next year A$AP Rocky shot a nigga that was his man Well, allegedly, he caught him stealing and shot him in his hand You could start [?] I'm almost finished People really thought this shit was gon be 20 minutes haha You know they can't fuck with me when it come to this shit I ain't gon lie no more saying I'm done with this shit Them DMs I be getting won't let me type I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah Angela Yee and The Breakfast Club ain't rocking no more They had a [?] I don't know what they stopping it for Elon Musk fucking Twitter up people complaining They liked it just the way it was we ain't nothing changing These white people was really obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer Somebody finally put a baby in Kiki Palmer Lil Tjay got shot the shooter had on a hoodie Kevin Samuels died while being up in some pussy I waited til the last minute to record this It's crazy I just found out we lost Barbara Walters You know they can't fuck with me when it come to this shit I ain't gon lie ain't no more saying I'm done with this shit
[Chorus: Uncle Murda] I said I wasn't gonna do it, y'all know that wasn't true This my favorite time of year, y'all know how I do I disrespect niggas respectfully They did it to themselves so fuck if they get upset with me Y'all know what happened, y'all heard what happened but y'all don't care Y'all still want me to talk about this shit every year Crazy, crazy, this shit crazy Crazy, crazy, this shit crazyTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
