[Verse 1: Uncle Dane] Somebody once told me That I could make some money by bullying some people online So I grew a gnome goatee and put on a stupid beanie And started making up some dank lies
[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane] So, I'm making death threats and I'm calling people "nigger" Counting that cash while my channel's growing bigger Never you mind that I was already banned From my racist, homophobic, hate speech rants Found a loophole, now it's my goal To poison the online punch bowl You never know who I might dox So y'all can suck on my cocks
[Chorus: Uncle Dane] Hey now, you're a Keemstar Get your hat on, MLG Hey now, you're a Keemstar Get your sociopathy And all we care about is news Personal attacks and harassment is totally news
[Interlude: Keemstar] Like, I literally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat, it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude Oh, fucking righteous fucking nigga, Alex is doing this shit Hmm, can't wait to report your death, haha! Like seriously? What's wrong with you, asshole Everybody type in the chat "Alex is a stupid nigga" I only do this show for money, that's it, alright? I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a fucking scam I really hope you die of cancer, I hate every single one of you Fuck the fans
[Chorus: Uncle Dane] Hey now, you're a Keemstar Do a trickshot, MLG Hey now, you're a Keemstar Eat your popcorn, goatee And all I report is the news If you can call this news
[Verse 2: Uncle Dane] Somebody once asked "Could you spare me from harassment? Your content is a fucking disgrace" I said "Yep, and to save my rep I'm gonna bully you until you're dead I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's face"
[Pre-Chorus: Uncle Dane] Well, the hate keeps coming for the show I'm running Even if I get banned, I'll just keep on coming Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick I make mad money from being a dick My revenue stream, it is my dream To take online gossip to the extreme I'm a sociopath, don't you know? I'll do anything for a little dough
[Chorus: Uncle Dane] Hey now, you're a Keemstar Get your Keem on, Keemstar Hey now, you're a Keemstar You're an asshole, KeemstarTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
