Liberace, I can see, You'll agree, he's unique But this pompous git, must admit, Thinks he's it, he's a freak
Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace Steal his score coz he's a waste of space Smash his smarmy, smash his smarmy face
Richard Clayderman's a creep Richard, all the women wail and weep Richard, Richard makes grannies gulp and blush French blonde knob, he ain't no Bobby Crush
He never fails, with his scales, That the dames can't resist (Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard) But why all the fuss, for a dumb, hideous pianist
Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace Steal his score coz he's a waste of space Smash his smarmy, smash his smarmy face
Richard Clayderman's a creep Richard, all the women wail and weep Richard, Richard makes grannies gulp and blush French blonde knob, he ain't no Bobby Crush
Oh that snotty old hat Don't wanna see that piano prat's eyes of blue
Why's he, constantly, cocky smug and slimy? And every single time he smiles, He makes me spew
Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace Steal his score coz he's a waste of space Smash his smarmy, smash his smarmy face
Richard Clayderman's a creep Richard, all the women wail and weep Richard, Richard makes grannies gulp and blush French blonde knob, he ain't no Bobby CrushTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
