(In December of 2022, I legally married my best mate Tubbo, by tricking him into signing marriage papers. Since then, he's spent the past year armed with lawyers and attorneys attempting to divorce me. Toby, I hope this convinces you to stop.)
[verse 1] Doesn't seem to matter what I do I'll never get through to you. You don't know how hard I've tried, Oh I I have feelings that I can't explain. Driving me insane. All my life been so polite, But I'll sleep alone tonight.
[chorus] Cause I'm just Tom! Anyone else would take my arm Is it my destiny to live and die A life of a blond divorcee. I'm just Tom! Where I see love he sees a friend. What will it take for him To feel the way I feel for me And be happy.
(Please! Please just Tubbo! Please just stop trying to divorce me! I don't want you to! It's funny! It- There's no reason to! There's no real reason. And I've been sued before! But I can't be sued again Tubbo. You get sued twice, you go to jail. That's how it works! So please! Please! Just drop the charges! Cause I'm a- I'm a- I'm a nice guy! I'm Tom! Y'know?)
[verse 2] I wanna know what it's like to love To feel the real thing! Is it a crime to trick my friend into marrying me? (Yes.) And when our moment could arrive You're always streaming! I'm no streamer.
I was wrong... You don't deserve me, Tubbo!
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Can you feel the Tomergy? (Tomergy, Tomergy, Tomergy, Tomergy) Illegal marriage Tomergy? (Tomergy, Tomergy, Tomergy, Tomergy) Can you feel the Tomergy? (Tomergy, Tomergy, Tomergy, Tomergy) Please don't leave the Tomergy... (Tomergy, Tomergy, Tomergy, Tomergy)
[chorus] I'm just Tom! Anyone else would take my arm. You don't have to run away from me! We have so much undeniable chemistry! Cause I'm just Tom Yes I have a girlfriend, but that's... fine. She would never ruin what could be our flourishing marriage!
[outro] I'm just Tom! (And he's enough!) Financially stable and I'm tough. So hey just hear me out please, I'm just Tom! I'm just Tom! (He's really nice.) Just stay married, don't think twice! So please, Tubs, check me out, yeah I'm just Tom. Toby, I'm just Tom.Teksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
