The date started off so well Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life She was perfect from what I could tell How could I not see the dangers right in front of me
My favorite food is fish (baby, that's my favorite too) I love cartoon dogs (baby, I love Scooby Doo) Hey girl, what's your favorite film? She said the best movie of all, a masterpiece of art called
Human Centipede, Human Centipede I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight Human Centipede, not ironically She said, costume design was a highlight
I like it for the plot (tell me what the plot's about) German doctor sews three people ass to mouth (cool) Human Centipede, please God save me I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed
She said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force" I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course" She said, "I admire the narrative of character growth" I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code
Why are you blinking so much? (I've got something in my eye) Here, let me get it out (no thank you, I don't wanna die) Bonjour, sir was blinking at me, is this because your date is a freak? (No) Very good then, bon appetit
Stop hiding behind your silly made up red flag To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses My heart's got bruises but I'm ready to choose this love
You could be my world, the love of my life One day we'll get married and be husband and wife With a tasteful ceremony at the wedding of our dreams Only if the wedding is themed, tell me what the theme's gonna be
Human Centipede, Human Centipede That way we could save on the catering bill Human Centipede, only one mouth to feed If you are the best man, you know the deal, pucker up
I can finally open myself up to love I can finally sew a mouth to a butt Human Centipede, Human CentipedeTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
