Naughty or nice, naughty or nice I don't really care so I'm checking it once Labor laws and we're short on supplies So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice
Johnny is a good boy and donates his money But he thinks Dane Cook is funny, naughty Danica owns a car and gives her friends rides Even though they don't go far she makes them pay for petrol, naughty Michael farts in his hand then holds it on his brother's face Pretty fucking funny but also pretty naughty Joanna says thank you, is generally good But all her answers on dating apps are food, that's basic
Naughty or nice, naughty or nice I'm the big boy, so I decide, baby If everybody's on the naughty list It means that I don't have to deliver shit
Hey, Santa, do you have a moment? Oh, hello Geoffrey, back so soon from your court mandated coffee break you Marxist fuck? You can't talk to me that Santa, and you gotta stop taking liberties with the naughty list, okay? I can do whatever I want, I'm Santa Claus, baby Why don't you go make me some more PS5s you lazy little communist? That's no the point You've made me seventeen PS5s They are very difficult For the entire fucking world so why don't you stay in your lane Geoffrey? Santa, as your head of staff, I strongly advise Oh, now you're strong advising me, are you? Come on mate Whose face in on a Coca Cola bottle, Geoffrey? Not getting into this Is it your face, Geoffrey? Just listne Have they started a new campaign, Geoffrey, have I been drinking old Coca Cola And have somehow missed your fucking face on all of the new Coca Cola bottles, huh? Fuck you, Santa Fuck off, Geoffrey
Phillip was named Phillip when he was born But he makes his friends call hime Felipe, I think that's naughty Chris Pratt doing an Italiano accent for Mario Here we go, right on my naughty list A naughty man named Billy who touches his dirty willy When he thinks no one is watching, I'm watching, that's naughty Every single elf that signed up to unionize, here is a surprise, you are all assholes?
All through the year I've been watching you While you're been asleep, while you've been awake While you've learnt to bake bread I hear you say "I want to be the best me" Fucking baking bread is boring, and that makes you naughty I'm gonna start rollerskating then you spend your time inside Drinking red wine and masturbating, naughty Eleven months of the year my job is just to watch you So next year find something fucking entertaining to do
Naughty or nice, naughty or nice I couldn't give a fuck and you can check on that twice, baby Nd if I her you complaining about me I slap you harder than I slap that massive elf nerd, Geoffrey Fuck you, Santa No, fuck you, Geoffrey
Naughty or nice, naughty or nice I'm the big boy, so I get what I like, baby And what I like is telling every boy and girl In the whole wide world that they're very, very, very not good Naughty or nice, naughty or nice I'm the big boy, and I'm bona fide, baby If everybody's on the naughty list, it means that Santa Claus does not owe you shitTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
