Daniel, Michael's here for your sleepover Please, ple-ple-please, please play nice
You can touch my LEGO, you can touch my Pokémon cards You can watch Ninjago or play with Thor of Asgard You can touch my fidget spinners, my dad bought me eighteen You can play with anything, but please don't touch my monster truck You can play my Fortnite, I know that you love Fortnite You can touch my bike or my kite or my Spiderman light You can put your hand on my slap bass (Slap bass) But if you touch my monster truck, I'll stab you in the face (Bitch) You can touch the pills that my dad keeps in the bathroom You can go and smell all the things in my sister's bedroom You touch my Tonka truck? I couldn't give a fuck What's the one thing I said? Don't touch my monster truck
If you touch my monster truck I'll fuckin' bite you on your arm And then my mama gonna call your mama and say "Take your dumbass kid back home" And I know for a fact you got no Dunkaroos You got not Fruit Roll-Ups in that two-bedroom apartment All you got is a marriage on the rocks And the feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck
Feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck Feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck
If you tell anyone at school that I cried When you t-t-touched my monster truck I'll tell everyone at school that you got no TV at your house And you shat yourself (Shat yourself) My dad could beat up your dad, my dad is John Cena I'm allowed to drink Coke, you've got a weird weiner My mum says that your dad is a cuck But I don't know that word, but I know another word, it's Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma) Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma) Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma) Monster truck (M-Monster truck, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma) Yeah, don't you touch my
I am a little shit The kind of kid that you'd like to hit But you cannot 'cause hittin' kids is wrong So you settle for watching me get hit by my mum in a (Supermarket) Crowded supermarket (Crowded supermarket) A crowded supermarket You take an opportunity while I'm stuck To kick the shit out of my monster truck
(Yeah) Kick the shit out of my monster truck (I know you want to) Kick the shit out of my monster truck (Take your dumbass kid back home) Kick the shit out of my monster truck (Take your dumbass kid back home) Kick the shit out of my monster truckTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
