[Chorus] I really want a high five And if you give me one, I'll put my hand down But if you don't give me a high five Then I'll leave my hand up and cause a fuckin' scene
[Verse 1] Cryin' grown man at your sister's birthday Everybody askin' who brought that guy? I'ma get weird and ruin your life If you don't give me five and make it—make it hi—high Down low, too slow, oh, no I just offered your nephew blow Stepped on shit talkin' mostly speed And I'ma tell everyone you sold it to me
[Chorus] I really want a high five And if you give me one, I'll put my hand down I'vе met your family, I know your home address You bеtter slap a brother's metacarpus, otherwise, I promise consequences
[Verse 2] Heel toe, heel toe Welcome to the friggin' pain rodeo I hope you brought your fightin' chaps 'Cause I'm about to get you slapped A-ea-ea, what's that sound? Could it be me buyin' everyone a round of Fireball, but then drinkin' them all And then tellin' your girlfriend that you're cheatin' on her with me Someone pissed in all of your indoor houseplants Oh, who could that be? Somebody organized a threesome with your parents Oh, I'm a little bit naughty Someone constructed an apiary in your bathroom Thirteen thousand bees Someone hacked your Twitter account And now you're followin' Jeffrey Epstein Does your employer know that you starred in a TV show Called, "Michael once admitted to me that he had sex on his boss' desk" And yes, that show exists, but I guess that you just missed That I constantly film you for an occasion just like this An occasion just like this Ruined because you're bein' a dick You'll damage our friendship, you'll break up the band If you don't slap my hand
[Chorus] I really want a high five And if you give me one, I will stop ruinin' your life I don't know how it started, but this is how it ends If you just slap my hand, we go back to best friendsTeksty umieszczone na naszej stronie są własnością wytwórni, wykonawców, osób mających do nich prawa.
